A downloadable adventure

Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

Tired of BETA-BITCH gamers? Those SOYBOY cucks that can’t handle a little REALITY in fantasy?

Always “playing for fun?” Refusing true CHALLENGES? Unable to go HARDCORE SERIOUS SHIT without a FUCKINGsafety tool?”

Kick those WEAKSAUCE LOSERS aside!!

You’re playing ROCKS FALL!!

The ULTIMATE adventure for BADASSES!! Those that SKULL-FUCKEDTomb Of Horrors” while PISSING their pants LAUGHING!!

The DEADLIEST encounters for the GIGA-CHAD dungeon-delvers WILLING to pound town INCALCULABLE ODDS and UNYIELDING DANGER!!

All for the shot at IMAGINARY glory!!

FREE PALESTINE

If you can prove to me that you have in some way, shape, or form donated to or assisted those in need of escaping Gaza, I will provide you a free copy of this adventure (or any other game I've released via this account). If you do not have the ability to contact me elsewhere, leave a comment below and we will figure it out.

Purchase

Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

In order to download this adventure you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5 USD. You will get access to the following files:

ROCKS FALL (Classic) 372 kB

Comments

Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.

(+3)

I  used to be a total  soy boi before getting "Rocks Fall" now I  am the man my wife always dreamed I'd be. "Rocks Fall" added 30 pounds to my deadlift, and allowed me to grow a full beard for the first time in 42 years. Not only is "Rocks Fall" rock hard, but so am I  after buying this adventure!! 

(1 edit)

It's a personal honour to know I am out here making a proper difference in the world unlike all the other self-proclaimed "game designers." #BlessUp