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¹May not be applicable in all² universes
²Parallel realities, alternate timelines, & pocket dimensions unconfirmed/outlawed³ by the HOA
³see Transportation Service Law Section Σ-√2 for more

Game Details

Use this MOSAIC & CERAMIC strict module after a character's return from adventuring to focus on the quieter moments of life, whilst further building/altering aspects of the world!

Title directly drawn from the lyrics of Desert Bus Opening Titles

1st Entry in the Quasi-Setting known as Surreal Estates. Though meant for absurd fantasy in a contemporesque world you should be able to slot this in with other fiction easily.

If you feel encouraged to make something inspired by this (such as a card with aesthetics fitting to a different genre) all I ask is you share it below or be honest about that inspiration on the game's page!

This TTRPG is in no way, shape, or form inspired by, referencing, or building off wargames or the wargaming scene in any/all of its components. Attempts to prove otherwise are unfounded and spreading misinformation.